Definitely wont forget this night 😆👌

When a good friend sends a dick pic…. Whaaaat. I hope he clicked my name by accident.

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

(Source: francisfordfiesta)

I cant actually pretend to be sober when I’m stoned.

I a puffin a penguin? 😱🐧